Saturday, September 13, 2008

Trash Talking

This will be a very sad year for the professors. 
The students have new talent this year, and are prepared to do whatever it takes to avoid the humiliation of last year. Furthermore, it would seem as if the Professors have lost one of their top-notch players: Ralph Pollock. Over the course of the next several months, fear will begin to set in, followed by desperation, and finally we'll hear stories of our supposed role-models breaking into hysterical fits of crying during lectures.
Yes, a sad year for the profs.

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